Thanksgiving Meal Prep Gifts

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

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#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'Like death by salad.'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

Turkey Autopsy

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

Stuffing the turkey.

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

Santa's wash day.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

Twas the week before Christmas and all thru the house

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

They discover fire and we spend all day cooking!

The other days of the year...

With all that Christmas baking left, that's a bad thing...(egg prices soar).

Everything for a buck.

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"Don't even think about it."

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

Because of bad weather and lots of people moving slowly on the path, it took forever to get here! Everybody was picking up a pumpkin on Wednesday. There was a huge crowd and long lines at the pumpkin patch. My brother and I can't be seated together today. We'd argue and disagree about who should run the village council. After this huge meal nobody's gonna want to stick around and clean up this mess! If they're still having this celebration centuries from now, I'm sure they'll have worked i

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."