Thanksgiving Meal Prep Gifts

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

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'Like death by salad.'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Turkey Autopsy

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

Santa's wash day.

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Stuffing the turkey.

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

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"Mmm, processed food. Just like mom used to microwave."

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

"For keyhole turkey carving we use a 12 mm port in each flank and third in the midline."

"Don't even think about it."

"If you liked tonight's meal, you might enjoy 'Making The Meal,' a documentary with outtakes and commentary when the cook ran out of eggs because someone put an empty carton back in the refrigerator..."

"...and most of all, thank you for pre-cooked holiday meals from the supermarket!"