Thanksgiving Dinner Preparation Pillows

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Turkey Autopsy

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

It's beginning to smell a lot like Christmas

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Santa's wash day.

"I stuffed it with things found around the house."

The other days of the year...

Merry Sisyphus - Christmas pudding being pushed up a mountain.

"Don't even think about it."

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

Suddenly, the line went dead.

"Each year John has so much trouble untangling the lights, they're on him longer than the tree!"

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

Christmas was the one time of year when Roger could take advantage of working in the genetic research laboratory.

'Gosh, he looks so peaceful lying there, I almost hate to wake him up and put him in the oven.'

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"I smell cranberries."

"She can't take any constructive criticism."