First Time Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner Gifts

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

Turkey Autopsy

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"I smell cranberries."

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Turkey Funeral Planning

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

'You do realize that from now on every single oven in every kitchen in this country will have to be replaced?'

"Do I still have to sit at the kid's table?"

Husband does the cooking

Thoughts of Fall

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

Prayer to Share

Table Discussion

"I hope you like your chicken extra-crispy."

Turkey Goes Into Dressing Room and Comes Out Cooked