First Time Cooking Thanksgiving Dinner Gifts

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"I don't think the turkey's going to be done on time. That's the dishwasher."

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Turkey Autopsy

'Thanksgiving's no holiday for turkeys or the women who cook them.'

"Great job of acting! You really appeared excited about Aunt May's 'famous' green bean casserole."

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

'Aw, mom! How come I always have to eat at the kiddie carcass?'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

"When it comes to turkeys, Mom, you sure know your stuff-ing."

'Stove Top Stuffing! My favourite!'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

I don't do wishbones. I do just-make-it-happen bones.

'I hope it's okay -- the cookbook had some really confusing abbreviations.'

'This month I'll be cooked & my bones ripped apart in a wishing contest.'

Home for the Holidays

'I know it's daring, but I always try one new recipe for Thanksgiving dinner.'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"Put it on pause, son, and come to Thanksgiving dinner."

"I smell cranberries."

Turkey Funeral Planning

What will I do with it? It will never fit in the microwave.

Monday. Grab what you can for dinner. I'm shopping for Thanksgiving! Tuesday. I didn't pack your lunches. I'm fixing cranberry relish. Wednesday. Shoo! I'm making the pies! I know how the pilgrims felt. I'm starving!

Husband does the cooking

'You do realize that from now on every single oven in every kitchen in this country will have to be replaced?'

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

"Do I still have to sit at the kid's table?"

Thanksgiving Turkey Weight and Fortune

Thoughts of Fall

Prayer to Share

Table Discussion

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

'How's the chicken, dear?'

"I hope you like your chicken extra-crispy."