Thanksgiving Humor Fan Pillows

"And then they literally have a parade."

Trump, Giuliani: oops, wrong turkey

'She always hated cooking and cleaning, so we were surprised when she became a Thanksgiving dinner and a feather duster.'

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'The ghost walks this passage every night Monday to Friday. He has weekends off.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

Elfie Stick

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Mighty Man Of Justice Goes Christmas Shopping Part 1

The Brothers Grime

10 K Tail-Chase

Try me/try me/try me...

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

Evil elves trying to take advantage of Christmas tree fairies.

"How could we be short? You had enough chocolate for everyone on our list!"

'I'm the ghost of Christmas future. I'm hammered, can we do this later...?'

Well... Tis the season to be jolly!

The Snooze Bar.

"Uh Oh! Jehovah's"

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

Beer Parasol.

"I could get used to working remotely."

No, I don

'You're supposed to bring the newspaper to ME!'

"Well, you were late and her boyfriend didn't turn up for their wedding, so....."

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

tRUMp, Pirate President

"We can do this the easy way or we can do it the hard way ..."

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

'Joe has been partying hard!'

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"