Thanksgiving Fanatic Pillows

"What a nutcase."

'Well, it was worth it --that was one hell of a Thanksgiving!'

'I don't know what happened in there, Stanley... But I've completely lost the urge to eat. I mean it - I feel stuffed! Supposed to come back right before thanksgiving for a follow-up though.'

"Mrs. Bennett hung my turkey right next to Kevin Russell's pilgrims."

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

'You realize we're only having three people over...'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'I told him not to wear stretchy pants to dinner.'

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'

"Actually, it wasn't so bad. One minute I was standing in line at the slaughterhouse...The next thing I knew, I was being basted in my own juices..."

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"It wasn't a farming accident. She just bit my head off again."

Plymouth Rock

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

"I'm stuffed. But in a good way."

"Fulfilling others on Thanksgiving is pretty good advice, wouldn't you say?"

"It'll never be ready in time."

Beauty and the Baste

"Talk about close calls! Harry, tell them about last Thanksgiving!"

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

Turkey Autopsy

"Never say you're stuffed!"

Thanksgiving Feast. Get lots of turkey, but not too much of you'll have to take a pause at the nap box. I'm skipping the cranberries and going for the green beans and the potatoes. I'm at the stuffing now and getting bonus points for extra gravy! Hey! There's a shortcut through the corn, straight to the pumpkin pie! I win! Not so fast. You missed the most important spot where you give thanks for your family and friends. Oh, you're right. It's okay that I didn't win. I'll get you tomor

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

'Leave it to the school system to turn an enjoyable meal into an historical event.'

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

'Frivolity -- What art thou in for?'

'Thank you for the turkey, thank you for the dressing, and thank you for the squash, which Mother cleverly refers to as pumpkin pie.'

Ecstatic caravan

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color