Thanksgiving Fun Lover Pillows

'Phew! For a minute there I thought the boss was going to give me the ax.'

Grace For Flies

'Are you finished eating yet, sweetie?...Guess that answers THAT question!'

On holiday.

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"I'm sorry, but my costs were way out of control."

Early photobombing

"We don't care about his nose. We won't let him play because he's not vaccinated and won't wear a mask!"

Swinging

Balloon Kids

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

Candid Camera store.

Karataoke

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

Man see a sign on door of Clayton's Jokes & Gags Shopee - 'Please Use Second Door To The Right'

Peel poker.

Cats at private view

"Sir, you're not on the list - we've checked it twice."

Happy Turkey Day!

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

"I thought it was a strike, Troy—but ask your mother."

Short-lived Neanderthal Games: Slap The Sleeping Dinosaur

"If we play house, Timmy, we can't live with my parents because..."

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Cinderella and Charming the Clown

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Skydiver bounces off the trampolines.

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

"Relax, Ferguson, I'll have it with you by end of play."

'If it 'tells' the time, why do I have to look at it?'

Snowman