Thanksgiving Fan Pillows

Thanksgiving: 'Tell me the truth. Do these jeans make me look delicious?'

"These images clearly show we were here long before mankind."

Unfortunately, Tom isn't aware that he's being fattened up for Thanksgiving Dinner...

"What will I look like in the future?"

'Pumpkin pie isn't dessert. It's another vegetable.'

Turkey Day.

'I don't know how I could've forgotten my lines. I was all ears when they gave them to me.'

"I'm thankful I get a 4 day school holiday for Thanksgiving."

"What's your Thanksgiving automatic day off policy?"

"Okay Murphy. And this better be really good."

"We're having a test on the first Thanksgiving tomorrow, Sir, and I'd be thankful for the answers."

'I suppose someday we'll wonder where we were and what we were doing on the first Thanksgiving.'

Refugees Fleeing Ethnic Roasting Somewhere Along Rt. 67, Connecticut

'Everyone will recognize me. I told them I had the meatiest part.'

Squanto's less than famous older brother Squinto.

Dressing for Dinner.

I got nothin'

"I love this time of year when turkeys get theirs."

A turkey on a baggage carousel

"And now for a rebuttal."

"Sorry, Mom - that clip of you and the squirrel got a lot of views."

"Boil, toil and trouble, I wish I'd never started this risotto."

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Broomstick crash.

'Trickle or Spray!?'

"I ask that today is a good day...a day that brings family together...to show how we need one another."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Devi's brew?"

"'Tis the story of a woeful refugee... ...whose plight has been forgotten. An admirable, amiable sort is he... but boy is he downtrodden. With courage of the kind you rarely see, he defended this land, when Redcoats invaded over land and sea, peck their knees and hands. And how did America repay this debt it owed its forest bird? Did you put our noble visage on the national seal as we would have preferred? No... You ate us. Just like the British did. I really think that it's the least you can do

'For the first 500 calories of what we are about to receive, make us truly thankful.'

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

'I put that the pilgrims ate Butterball Turkey, Stove Top Stuffing, and Mrs. Smith's Pie. Think she'll give extra credit for brand names?'