Thanksgiving Enthusiast Pillows

'I know I don't have much saved up, but I really need to retire before the end of the month.'

'Christmas is coming; I want to review my policy.'

'So, what's for dinner?'

"The takeaway tonight is 'Thanks.' "

Thanksgiving.

'Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?

"Before proceeding, Gertrude will read the minutes of the last Thanksgiving."

"This is why I can't stand flying during the holidays... too much traffic."

'Forget it, Bob, they're way to skinny!'

A football player catching a turkey

'Lawyers.'

"I think he said they came to escape religious persecution. . ."

Pilgrims and Wampanoag men celebrate Thanksgiving by playing football.

Pardoned. Unpardonable.

'It's part of our Thanksgiving tradition - I hide the frozen turkey and Walter hunts it down.'

'I'm a pilgrim in the Thanksgiving play. I need a paper hat and a wild turkey by Friday.'

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

"Too bad we only have stuffing once a year."

You are what you eat.

Bless this Turkey...

'I'm telling you! I'm a rare brown peacock!'

'Gee. I had hoped to make it to the adult table at Thanksgiving before you recommended I have my first colonoscopy.'

'Are you the guy who ate my brother?'

'Oh, she's not a witch or anything -- she just served leftover turkey five days in a row.'

"I'm not going to count my blessings on Thanksgiving. I don't do math on holidays."

Thanksgiving: Next Exit.

"We are thankful for this abundance of food....but we can use a little more patience. Amen."

By Easter, a pardoned turkey has often lost all sense of right and wrong.

"Your daddy had all the trimmings, son, our nation's highest honor."

"It'll never be ready in time."

A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.

"Yes. That was great. . . but the real miracle is how my mom can feed us for over a week on Thanksgiving leftovers!"

"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

"Your entire body is riddled with chestnuts."

"And did the pro football games begin right after the feast, Mrs. Kelly?"