Tesla Fan Gifts

"Transformers!"

Telsa Sales

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'God's speed.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Smile

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

Formula One car origami

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Altar Ego

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

Pig Trotter

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

'I believe you were first.'

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

Elon Musk caricature

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Race

Fast food

"We have to keep them guessing."

Dog Scalextric