Tesla Fan Pillows

"Transformers!"

Telsa Sales

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

The polar olympics

'God's speed.'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Smile

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

Formula One car origami

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

Altar Ego

Pig Trotter

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

22. Being tireless is good trait to have in most jobs, but not when you're working on a pit crew.

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Apparently she looks stunning naked'

'I believe you were first.'

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

Daily News Headline Dept. Editor. Here's a story about a guy who shaved his race horse to cut wind resistance, and the horse got a terrible sunburn. "A pony shaved is a pony burned"!

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Fast food

Elon Musk caricature

'Enough deodorant! This isn't what a pit crew does!'

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.