T-rex Fan Pillows

Pee Rex.

"We're going to be late."

'Large print book' for a large dinosuar

"Try to act scared. It will help boost his self confidence!"

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

Atomic Bear: Part 26

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

'Hi Terry. Quick question about that new gearbox you put in my Polo last week.'

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'I wonder if TED ever listens.'

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

Future Nostalgia

"We have to keep them guessing."

Early Football

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

I hate it when those big rigs zoom past you like they own the road!

Telsa Sales

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

"Serf's up"

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

'I would have settled for a toy.'