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Pee Rex.

"We're going to be late."

'Large print book' for a large dinosuar

"Try to act scared. It will help boost his self confidence!"

"I'm just checking in from an alternate timeline to see how things are going."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"What does the time traveler do when he's hungry? Go back four seconds."

Newborn bird sees tortoise and starts wearing shell.

"What's 'ET' short for. . . ?"

"Hello darling! - I'm back from the black hole!!"

Yeah, the commute is killing me too: I live a full kilometre away...

'How's the egg?' '.Turtle crawls out'

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"I'm here to warn you, do not eat both slices of cake – you're going to want one tomorrow."

"In my opinion, the best invention was the TV-remote: It used to take me ages to change channel when I had to walk from the couch to the TV..."

'Don't worry. I've got your back.'

"There's the man who ripped my Rolex off my wrist!"

"We have to keep them guessing."

'Please prepare this memo about reducing the use of our photocopiers and give each of our staff a copy. Send them a second copy, as a reminder, in two weeks and send a third reminder the following week.'

Early Football

Telsa Sales

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'First, you've got to learn to slow down...'

'I would have settled for a toy.'

'I always wash it before applying the turtle wax.'

"Transformers!"

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

"It occurred to me that there's no rule against having mutant telekinetic powers and pepper spray."

'I haven't driven that car since I planted this tree...always thought it got stolen.'

"Serf's up"

A dog sits at her typwriter

"Tell him I'm not in."