T-rex Fanatic Pillows

'Oh yeah? Well yesterday, I caught one this big!'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

hard-boiled egg...

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Dancing with the Star Wars

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'I love us when we're tan.'

Olympics create interest in curling.

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

Robot about to eat a battery

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Workaholic's Toilet

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

'You are charged with assault and battery on a battery....'

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

Early Football

'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'

I visited the Commons...I've already seen Where the Wild Things Are!

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

Emergency sunscreen.

Pee Rex.

'Testing, testing... Any better' 'Are you sure he's not wired'

"I'm not helping you out of the TAR PIT!! I might break a nail!!"

'They had a special at the tan salon today-- buy a full body spray tan, get a free air-brushed wizard painting!'