T-rex Fanatic Pillows

'Oh yeah? Well yesterday, I caught one this big!'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

hard-boiled egg...

I know you're bored but you better not be doing that rain dance again!

Dancing with the Star Wars

Movies vs. Films

"Well, I've emailed, faxed, and phoned Dobson. Maybe I should just walk down the hall and talk to him..."

Mrs. Robot attempts to improve her family's diet.

Scrooge is visited by the ghost of prehistoric past.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

'I love us when we're tan.'

Olympics create interest in curling.

Robot about to eat a battery

"He turns into this horrible thing every full moon!"

"He's the exception: a fly on the wall who made it big in blockbuster movies."

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

'I don't know what it is. I think it's some kind of old-fashioned cell phone.'

"I won't date an AI engineer unless he can pass the Turing test."

"Howard's gone on the Tour de France without his bicycle again."

Workaholic's Toilet

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

Boss has 'will you marry me, Ingrid?' sign and says, 'Fax this until you get a yes.'

One isn't snubbing One's wedding, One is merely celebrating One's wedding by topping up One's tan.

'You are charged with assault and battery on a battery....'

Fun at the Office # 729: MEMO FANATICS IN THE HALL

Early Football

'I can't keep up with technology. Just when I finally learned how to use the fax machine they come out with Internet faxing.'

'Employment agency: We have lots of jobs for robots, apps, drones.'

'How many more days until we let them know it's just a joke?'

Pee Rex.

Emergency sunscreen.

I visited the Commons...I've already seen Where the Wild Things Are!

Will work for nuts

Wellness Center - Exercise Class. You know, human and robots are very similar when it comes to wellness. We both need to practice good hygiene to avoid viruses. We should all take care of our minds and our bodies. Humans and robots alike function optimally only when we have well-maintained mechanics and a healthy processor. Then to ensure we stay charged during the day, we should power down for eight hours at night. And of course, we all need to be careful about the things we take in. I a