T-rex Humor Aficionados Pillows

That was unnecessary when the health department advised us to avoid touching our faces.

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

Cow Pat Planning

The crown

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

Early Football

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

'Good news! That spot is B-9!'

'It was my late grandmother's. She would've wanted you to have it.'

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

Pee Rex.

"You forget sometimes how much football owes to the dance."

Snowmen during the Stone Age...

'First, let me confirm a rumor. The next round of cuts will go deeper than originally announced.'

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

"Your hindsight is 20/20, but your foresight is legally blind."

Village People Auditions.

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

"Whoa whoa whoa, I haven't even told you my safe word yet!"

"It's just not the same."

'I'm addicted to being against drugs!'

"We're going to be late."

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

Free market pinata.