T-rex Humor Aficionados Pillows

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Honey are you in the mood to fleece a cow tonight

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

'Upon further review, the pig did not have control of the ball prior to being eaten...'

"It's one of the positive side effects of the new weight-loss drugs."

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Whoever said there ain't no such thing as a free lunch obviously has never circled around a highway."

Cow Pat Planning

"I told you not to order the Zamboni."

A man shoots his head at a basketball hoop.

"There's the evidence of our mouse problem!"

Early Football

"They're only dummy home security signs, but I've sharped the edges so they'll cut you like a razor."

The crown

'...and before we ask the $100,000 question, we've enclosed Carl in our sealed soundproof booth.'

'It was my late grandmother's. She would've wanted you to have it.'

"The cod's off, but you can have whale and chips."

Pee Rex.

'This one here would probably be best for you; It prefers partial shade, needs little water and grows best in esoteric single-panel cartoons.'

'First, let me confirm a rumor. The next round of cuts will go deeper than originally announced.'

"You forget sometimes how much football owes to the dance."

The one thing that drives elephants wild is sickeningly sweet elevator music.

"Your hindsight is 20/20, but your foresight is legally blind."

Village People Auditions.

"Whoa whoa whoa, I haven't even told you my safe word yet!"

'How long shall we wait until we start eating each other?'

'I'm addicted to being against drugs!'

"It's just not the same."

GPs requested ambulances will have to provide a score for level of emergency

"We're going to be late."

"I'm a freelance radiologist."

Free market pinata.