Tesla Enthusiasts Gifts

Nikola Tesla

'Are we nearly there yet?'

Sailor in Car.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

Texas Dashboard Organizer

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

Steeroids

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"