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'Are we nearly there yet?'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Sailor in Car.

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Atomic Bear: Part 22

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

"Another reckless baby driver! I'd arrest the whole lot of them if they weren't so damn cute."

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

Caution (arrow falling from sky sign)

"Maybe I'm aiming too high...maybe 'saving for a cool car' is too hard."

Fred interpreted the word compact as a verb, not as an adjective.

Reserved space is reserved for a dinner table.

'Follow that cab!'

Gas: Regular/Hi-Test/Testosterone

Penguin Remote

'Oh - go get yourself a porsche.'

'I'm OK, but the car is in 'intensive care'!'

'Your car's ready, but drive carefully for awhile. I had to give the student an 'F' for the work he did on it.'

'If only you could do this with a cow once in a week, we'd save a lot of money for the food delivery service, Rupert!'

'How many miles to the gallon?'

"Crap! I forgot to put my car in the garage again!"

Valentino Rossi (the Doctor)

'My other baby is Mercedes'

'Hey Dad, can I borrow the car?'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Texas Dashboard Organizer

'It's a British car. Needs braces.'

'Hospital costs are cut in half when you have the baby in the cab on the way there!'

'Fuel efficient automobiles.'

I love that new elephant smell.

Autos. You can drive a hard bargain, but you may find a bargain is hard to drive.

"When you asked me tp grill with you, I had imagined something else."

"This one contains our tailgating deterrent feature."

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"