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Ah, the new-car smell? We call it the Elon Musk.

"Why do they do that?"

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

'Why don't you just pull over and let them pass already?!?'

"I didn't complain, when you crashed the computer."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

"I need to tinkle."

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Micro Psychiatry Clinic. You have a full schedule today, Doctor. The helium atom will be here to work on his fear of heights. The white blood cell with a germ phobia and amoeba with separation anxiety are coming in. The DNA molecule will be here about an identity crisis. And here, in the sports car, comes a new patient, a carbon-14 isotope. Ah, looks like he's going through a half-life crisis!

Dog Park

Sailor in Car.

There's no such thing as a triple carburetor bypass!

"I brought back important data on that blue planet called Earth."

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Under pressure.

"Would you please step into the garage? Your car and I need to have a word with you."

"We don't call them 'horns' anymore. They're interactive audio crash deterrent stimulators."

Motor Tourism

"Eat my dust!"

'Enough already. It's a car, not a transporter.'

Deflator mouse

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Useless add-ons.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

Atomic Bear: Part 22

A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.

Bringing Your Child To The Bicycle Race

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'You don't have a license and registration, do you?'

"G.P.S. FOR GUYS"

"Tell Mrs. Pomeroy we've found the source of that strange hint of musk."

"The car is in the garage, but I had to drive over the lawnmower."

Wonders of Evolution: This species has developed an unusual protective shell.

Some cars need a backseat steering wheel.