Tesla Fanatic Gifts

Elon Musk

"I need to tinkle."

Friday

Bob's Driving School.

Roads with a view.

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

Sober Tooth Tiger

Snake in the grass...

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

Futuristic Teenagers.

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

I love my motor.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Cars at the drive in.

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

'Think Basics.'

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'Yes, there has been a merger... but not the one I'd hoped for.'