Tesla Fanatic Gifts

Elon Musk

"Google car."

"I need to tinkle."

Friday

Bob's Driving School.

Snake in the grass...

'Wilbur took really, really good care of his car.'

'You bought an F-14 equipped with an internal 20 mm vulcan gatling-type paintball gun? I think you might be taking this paintball thing a little too seriously!'

Roads with a view.

No Cheap Fuel Ahead: Easy Street Ends.

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Don't forget to put gas in the car and the mower.'

'I don't think you can claim for this as a substitute car ...'

I love my motor.

Futuristic Teenagers.

'Well number 34 has run dry and is now pumping fossils.'

Car with enormous speakers, "I said, I love the speakers!"

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Pump up a tire/Pump up a jam

Talking car "Are we there yet?"

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'NEW! Runs on alcohol' 'What a coincidence - so does he.'

"I'd like to give you a break, but we did have you doing a hundred and eighty-six thousand miles a second on the radar."

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

Cars at the drive in.

Jewellers - Show her you love her.

It started with a giggling sound in the suspension, then a noise in the ventilator, and then...

A dog drives a car while a man has two broken arms.

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'For having no natural enemies we sure are not liked too much.'

'It's time for us to end this drought! You wash the cars and I'll go to the hairdresser.'

What's that? A car phone. All I need now is a car.

'Think Basics.'

Driver test: Clown's big feet create challenge

'And that's not all, everyone in the audience today is going home with a brand new Buick!!! Oh wait...That's next Tuesday.'