Terminal Illness Awareness Gifts

"Lovely way or not, doctor, I'm not ready to go."

"Our war is against cancer."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

10K Run: Smoker's Lane.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Distance to avoid contagion

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

YOLO vs YODO

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Healthcare declaration

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Earth and the Coronavirus

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

Female chemotherapy warrior.

Start of school year in Cuba 1

AIDS prevention

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

My Mother Was Absolutely Certain She Would Not Succumb to Alzheimer's. She Was Wrong.

'I tried it at home...'

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'