Terminal Illness Awareness Pillows

"Lovely way or not, doctor, I'm not ready to go."

"Our war is against cancer."

Hand Sanitizer Man, beloved superhero of every workplace in the world.

'It's an extinction notice.'

Distance to avoid contagion

"Relax. At your age, it's common to have a nose hare now and then."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

YOLO vs YODO

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

Coronavirus Global Alert

"This isn't helping my migraine."

"I have an exclusive license agreement with Pfizer Pharmaceutical."

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

Vending machines with junk food: 'Zing!', 'Zoom!' and 'Crash!'

Centaur for Disease Control Says Wear a Mask

The Woodstock Medical-Emergency Tent - 1994

'Your blood Sugar is very high.'

Mr Claus, tests indicate your blood is 95% milk and cookies.

Healthcare declaration

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

'The good news is that it's not your fault.'

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

'If we respect each other, contraception makes sense!'

Say balls to testicular cancer, remember to check your crown jewels regularly.

Earth and the Coronavirus

Start of school year in Cuba 1

"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"

AIDS prevention

Female chemotherapy warrior.

"Do you cover hypochondria?"

'...and I'm telling you that Budgie sneezed!!'

"If Noah asks... Just tell him you've all had your vaccinations."