Coping With Terminal Illness Gifts

Esther Rantzen signs with Dignitas - That's Death

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Social distancing

Be Healthy

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

I should probably get out more.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'He's refusing to die as a protest against Inheritance Tax.'

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

Unicorn Working From Home

"He was furiously reading the Bible before he died." "Looking for loopholes."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'Side effects may include....'

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

Earth and the Coronavirus

The end is near

Wash your hands

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

"I hear he's taking an experimental drug called, 'It Ain't Over Till It's Over.'"

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'