Dealing With An Illness Gifts

"Don't you think it's time to admit to yourself that this rash will not clear up on it's own."

"Okay, now breathe another sigh of relief."

'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'

Doctor describes inside guts while patient has black thoughts.

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

Covid Inquiry / Enquiry

Be Healthy

Social distancing

"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

I should probably get out more.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

If these are your medications, what happened to the beads I bought?

'It's nothing that a few stem cells and 75 years of research can't fix.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

'We'll need to run some preliminary tests to see if you're healthy enough for more invasive follow-up tests.'

I just hope my doctor is not on twitter too!

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

Unicorn Working From Home

Cuba prevails over the Covid 19

Making healthy substitutions at mealtime

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'Side effects may include....'

'Whatever it is, you've got it bad and that ain't good.'

Look on the bright side...they'll probably name a disease after you.

"Looks like you've been renewed fro one more season."

Wash your hands

"Sometimes it helps to turn a question around. Why not you?"

'I hope what I have isn't catching.'

'Cock-a-doodle-doo!' 'Cut back on the chicken soup.'

Earth and the Coronavirus

Germany: willingness for anti-corona vaccination decreases!

The end is near