Term Paper Tactician Gifts

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Kitchen Tetris

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Good luck with all the revision...

Examinations.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

Copywriter's blank paper compared to the gridded screen of a content provider.

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

"That was a rumor day."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

The Use of Cavalry

Kosovo.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

Personnel. What do I call those gaps in my work history? Quality time.

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

Manager. Managing a political campaign and a baseball team are alike in many ways. A campaign is launched with a "first pitch," when a candidate gives a speech selling himself or herself. I change pitchers based on the game situation. In politics and baseball, sometimes it's best to come from the right side and sometimes it's best to come from the left side. We study our competitors' weaknesses and exploit those. In politics we call that "opposition research." And I don't worry about the

"I try to get a head start on them."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

"If you can't beat them, sir, perhaps you should consider colluding with them."

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

"Now we have all your arrows!"

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

Kamakasi pilot instructor

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."

Arsene Wenger

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."