Term Paper Tactician Mugs

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

Kitchen Tetris

Good luck with all the revision...

GPC needs to make its new formula foolproof.

Examinations.

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'So far, sir, we've rejected plans A,B, C, D, E, F, and right now we're evaluating'G'.'

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'Columbus might not have sailed over the edge, but I did.'

"That was a rumor day."

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

The Use of Cavalry

Kosovo.

'With your permission sir... checkmate.'

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

'Remember, shares can also go down...'

"I try to get a head start on them."

'I've got the answers to the test written on my hands and arms. It's old school artificial intelligence.'

'Thank you colonel we'll keep your strategy in mind.'

"I know I told you to fool him into thinking you've got nothing left, but now you've got me convinced."

'What else do you have going for you besides being aggressive?'

"Tests! That's one thing I don't like about the end of school. I can't believe it! You're not finished studying, either?"

"We're fighting them in zone A, they're our allies in zone B, and we don't know what to do in zone C."

"Your resume says you specialize in field work."

"Buy on the dip, ignore the blip, and sell before the bubble bursts."

'Your resume is very creative. It's all a crock."

'I don't know about you, Sam, but so far my clients aren't going for this cross between tradtional and online trading.'

"Now we have all your arrows!"

Kamakasi pilot instructor

The invisible hand of the marketplace.