Term Of Endearment Fans Pillows

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

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Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

'Bone appetit!'

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

'When I pled 'Not Guilty,' I forgot to say 'May I?''

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

An old lady complementing a curate on his speaking skills

"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

Develop Your Social Skills: Try asking about something someone just said....

"Nice one Solly, but it's a word of mouth campaign"

'I called it first!'

Complimentary beverages.

'That skirt of yours is so tight I can hardly breath.'

Personalized Greetings

"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"

"I guess they were right."

'Before I sum up, Your Honor, I'd just like to say that you're beautiful when you're mad.'

'Hey! Look at me when I'm talking to you!'

"C'mon babe, 'thick' is a compliment!"

'High-fives and knuckle bumps are fine, but we draw the line at the hokey-pokey.'

'I've never been called a worm in such a caring, endearing way'

'There they go...mentally shredding.'

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