Term Of Endearment Enthusiast Pillows

'I've never been called a worm in such a caring, endearing way'

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

Funny Farm

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

Margaret...Meatball

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"

'Why do you call me fridge?...' '...You're cold, frosty and full of junk.'

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Theodore seemed much more approachable when he began going by his childhood name.'

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"