Term Of Endearment Enthusiast Gifts

'I've never been called a worm in such a caring, endearing way'

Mom! Don't call me abominadorable in front of my friends!

"Counsel for prose is overruled. Poetry, you may continue."

Washington D.C., Acronym Capital of the World

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

What should we do this fine Sunday? I have an idea. Let's spend the day staring at each other and using pet names. Ahem. You affection is making us ill! They're upset, Monkey Bear. You're so handsome. We're trying to eat!

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

"Are you the one they call El Cóndor?"

Mort Park! You mean Killer. You're sprung, Killer. I'm free to go? Unless you're so tough now you'd rather stay. I mean a guy named Killer probably likes jail. Mail me my blanky.

'Lance, what does 'NSFW' stand for?'

'You failed your Latin exam! But Sweety, it's important to learn Latin: All your friends' names have Latin roots...'

"Wait ... I always thought taking each other for granted was a good thing!"

'Then again, who says we can't call it a mangelwurzel?'

Funny Farm

'I know you can make this project go. That's why I call you 'The Magic Motor'.'

His real name is Jasper Underwood Farthington III...but we just call him 'Stinky'.

Department of Unrealistic Dividend Earnings: 'We realize it is an unnecessary department but the acronym was just too cool to shut it down.'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

'For the sake of convenience everybody just calls me Joe.'

"It came... it grew... it made Nana say bad words... 'Ow! You rotten #@!!×!' The invasion of the thistle"

Could you be a little bit more specific than an 'arm and a leg'?

It's good news when an agent says "This is a big break" to an aspiring actor. But not good when said by an orthopedic surgeon holding your x-ray! It's jarring when your business partner says "We're going under while he's looking at the books. But it's very routine when said by a submarine captain speaking to the crew. "You're on fire" is nice to hear when you're playing an excellent round of golf. But not what you want to hear when you're grilling burgers. "A thumb on the scale" often mean

"I procure considerable gratification from belles-lettres."

"One of you will be Kevin, one will be Kev and one will be K. You decide who."

Globe. Which line do you prefer? "What's past is prologue" or "today is the first day of the rest of your life"?

"Oh, vowels are so 2019!"

"Some people call me a ball-buster, but I prefer cojones-crusher."

Margaret...Meatball

A word to the wise. At this morning's meeting you were referred to as the 'the bottleneck'.

"Have you noticed, after Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF?"

'I was going to run for office, but by the time I threw my hat in the ring, all the really good catch phrases were taken...'

Bud's Club...Where Buds, Bubs and Bros gather!

'Why do you call me fridge?...' '...You're cold, frosty and full of junk.'