Term Of Endearment Fans Gifts

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

"Why don't you find a museum!"

"This town ain't big enough for the proposed outlet shopping mall at Millet Creek Pass."

"You look so beautiful, glistening in the moonlight."

OMG.

Fisherman: 'HOLY MACKEREL!'

'Bone appetit!'

"Don't you think after thirty years of marriage you could stop referring to me as 'the military'?"

A cat and a dog are embarrassed to find themselves on an elevator together.

'That dress certainly matches your eyes.'

'When I pled 'Not Guilty,' I forgot to say 'May I?''

Pearls Before Swine is not a terribly savvy name

"Not so fast. I want to be called 'Nana'."

Has anyone ever told you you're beautiful when you adjudicate?

'EEEEEHA!!' 'WHISKEY!' 'What's the magic word?'

I wish somebody had told me "Prince Charming" is an ironic nickname his fraternity gave him!

"I bet if it hadn't smoked, it'd still be alive."

An old lady complementing a curate on his speaking skills

"His reputation as a tough guy was dented when his Valentine called him ‘cuddle bottom’."

Develop Your Social Skills: Try asking about something someone just said....

'Do you get your good looks from your mother or your father?'

"Nice one Solly, but it's a word of mouth campaign"

"I wish you'd shut that door! - Were you born in a barn??"

Personalized Greetings

Gordon Ramsey Ahead road sign.

'I called it first!'

"I guess they were right."

Complimentary beverages.

'That skirt of yours is so tight I can hardly breath.'

'Hey! Look at me when I'm talking to you!'

'Before I sum up, Your Honor, I'd just like to say that you're beautiful when you're mad.'

'I've never been called a worm in such a caring, endearing way'

"C'mon babe, 'thick' is a compliment!"

'High-fives and knuckle bumps are fine, but we draw the line at the hokey-pokey.'

'There they go...mentally shredding.'