Flattery Fans Pillows

Has anyone ever told you you're beautiful when you adjudicate?

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

End the Winter Blues

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"You calm down."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

The loving, yet vengeful God of Cheshire!

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Greed.

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Remarkably Richmond

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

Telekinetics on strike...

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

'I can't bear to be without you.'

Rudy Park Enterprises regrets to announce the end to a brief experiment aimed at combining the popular and irrepressible talk show phenomenon Sadie Cohen with a background beat of powerful and thrilling house music. In fact, our ratings soared during our experiment. Revenue shot up 17.5 percent. Advertisers loved it. Our decision to cancel the experiment in no way reflects any error of management. Rather, it was a raging success reflective of our forward thinking management. In the end, though,

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

"Is your dog friendly?"

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

"So, how's your scary movie?"

Homophone Encounter

You dope! Why would you build our home right next to a power plant?

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'