Flattery Fans Pillows

"...No it does state here quite clearly...the right to bear arms...not arm bears."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

End the Winter Blues

"'How We Die' - fabulous!"

'Item 56, we need to schedule a series of meetings to discuss whether we should have meeting to look at whether we're having too many meetings.'

"You calm down."

'Let's go to your place. I cook, I clean and then we can have a meaningful shag.'

"I'd like to see you do this online."

Greed.

"The finger bowl is courtesy of the gentleman."

"Have I ever told you how sexy you look when you sit through overtime?"

Remarkably Richmond

Conspiracy Theory Bookstore: JFK, Princess Di, and Osama Bin Laden.

Telekinetics on strike...

"Why don't you move over here, Mr. Lowery, where you'll be closer to everything."

Sure, it helps to be a blood-sucking parasite, but that's not all it takes to be a stockbroker...

"Of course I'm going to give him a tip - he should take lessons!"

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'So, then.... you don't LIKE life in the fast lane?'

'Oh, honey, what a lovely house... We'll place the couch here, the cupboard there and my psychiatrist right here!'

Homophone Encounter

"Is your dog friendly?"

'I can't bear to be without you.'

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

"Actually, I find his murky past rather attractive."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"Don't worry, Emily. . . I'm woke and you're woke, so I'm sure our baby will turn out woke!"

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Dear sir, thank you for your idea of a helicopter ejection-seat, but...'