Tequila Toasters Pillows

"We've had our vaccine shots and our flu shots. So to round things off, we'll have a couple of tequila shots!"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Join me in a Martini?

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Menu Dating

Margarita

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"Let's text her, she'd like that."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

My comfort zone

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

"What would you serve with toast?"

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

"Hey, Dad, how do you spell 'tequila'?"

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

Life gives you lemons

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

Brew Clubs

Kirks & Tacos

"This could get nasty..."

Tacosaurus Mex

"Tequila, compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."

Young Roger Penrose: 'Dad, I want to become a floor tiler.'

Little Dark Specks

TACO

"I tell you, it's not right! How can a man be arrested for entering his own home?! It's outrageous! It's unacceptable! Something must be done!!"

'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'

'Have a tequila - have a tequila!'