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"This could get nasty..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'No ice.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Shaken not stirred

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

You're the botanicals in my gin

Margarita

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Teapot

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

1930's Lady.

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

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'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Prawn Cocktail Please

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"They grow up so fast."