Tequila Lover Pillows

Life gives you lemons

Margarita

Margarita

"Looks like Alcoholics Anonymous have a branch out here!"

'I always take life with a grain of salt. . . plus a slice of lemon. . . and a shot of tequila.'

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

'Have a tequila - have a tequila!'

A Good Batch.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Join me in a Martini?

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

"He was just hanging about in the shed, so I had him repurposed."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Menu Dating

You've Had Enough!

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Why markets crash.

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

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The Leafs win the Cup!

Teapot

1930's Lady.

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

Wanna talk about it?

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

"I'd say business was brisk."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'