Tequila Lover Mugs

Life gives you lemons

Margarita

Margarita

"Looks like Alcoholics Anonymous have a branch out here!"

'I always take life with a grain of salt. . . plus a slice of lemon. . . and a shot of tequila.'

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

'Have a tequila - have a tequila!'

A Good Batch.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

'The way I see it, sobriety is a preventable, condition.'

Join me in a Martini?

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

You've Had Enough!

Menu Dating

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"A sentimental journey of a thousand miles begins with the first martini."

Why markets crash.

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

1930's Lady.

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Teapot

Woman watches football match played by a mug of tea, salt pot and ketchup bottle, she says to husband: 'Your explanation of the offside rule was spot on.'

'It's a great film Pauline, I nearly milked myself laughing.'

I'm carrying a tiki torch for you!

"I'd say business was brisk."

'The guy at the end of the bar, would like to know if he can get you to buy him another drink?'

'Okay, kids...time for your bath.'

Wanna talk about it?

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'I'll pour yours out as well Dear - I know that you won't be long.'

"And try not to spill Daddy's Martini, Caleb."

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