Tequila Enthusiast Mugs

'Uncle Jerry?'

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

"You bring the tequila, and I'll bring the Lyme."

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

'When you're through with your tequila, can I have the worm?'

Garrison Tequila

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

"Yeah, yeah, I'll be home soon, I just stopped of to pick us up some dinner."

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

"It's been two thousand years, Brian, if 'Tequila Tuesday' hasn't taken off yet, chances are it never will."

"The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, Larry!"

"Are you sure I'm only smelling hand sanitizer?"

"I'm telling ya, muggles... when it comes to emotional-support pets... you're numero uno!"

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

'Cut back your tequila consumption to just eating the worm.'

"If I took a tequila shot for every man I ever had, I'd be tipsy!"

'This is Tequila.'

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Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Cat Nip.

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Pina Coladas

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

Shaken not stirred