Tequila Pillows

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

Before you brag to your buddies about how you ate the worm at the bottom of a bottle of tequila, I should tell you that you really are the larval from of the moth Hypopta Agavis, which is, of course, a far less macho thing to do. Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.

'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'

'What you need is some Mister Coffee after all that Senor Tequila last night.'

'I always take life with a grain of salt. . . plus a slice of lemon. . . and a shot of tequila.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Well, what do you think?" "Could use more worms?"

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

'Cut back your tequila consumption to just eating the worm.'

Tequila Mocking Bird

"The first step to recovery is admitting you have a problem, Larry!"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

Join me in a Martini?

Margarita

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Teapot

1930's Lady.

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"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

"I'd say business was brisk."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

'I drank 10 pints of rum.'

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

Sermon on the Grounds...

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

My first mistake.

'I'm going to ask you one more time; who left a hot mug on this table?'

Coming Soon! Taco Sphere

The Future of Flight?

The Cheshire Cat drinking tea.

"Well....this is embarrassing..."

'Room for cream?'

A Taco Tuesday Tragedy