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'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'

"Don't play the innocent with me! I know it was you who texted my ex last night."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Margarita

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Teapot

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"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

1930's Lady.

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

"I'd say business was brisk."

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

Martini Lovers

'Good dog.'

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Wine Talking

"I'm surprised at you, Ted. You know we're not allowed to serve alcoholic beverages to dogs."