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'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'

"Don't play the innocent with me! I know it was you who texted my ex last night."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Margarita

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

1930's Lady.

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

Teapot

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

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"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

'... And your wife says; don't bother looking for the key to the drinks cabinet, because she's hidden it where you'll never find it.'

"My favorite tea: hot daffodil-infused chamomile with a hint of whiskey. Are you serious? Of course I'm serious! I've been dosing myself with small quantities of poisonous daffodil ever since 1931. You have to build up an immunity if you want to survive in the cutthroat world of Scrabble tournaments."

"I'd say business was brisk."

"I'm sure you've heard of foodies - he's a drinkie."

Martini Lovers

The truth about the expulsion from paradise. . .

Wine Talking

'We are now entering sombre hour, happy hour has finished.'