Tequila Aficionados Gifts

"This could get nasty..."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'No ice.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

The Family Joules: Part 16

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Shaken not stirred

You're the botanicals in my gin

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Margarita

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Teapot

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

1930's Lady.

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

Prawn Cocktail Please

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'