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"This could get nasty..."

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'No ice.'

'We like the occasional drink on the patio.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Join me in a Martini?

"Buy a man a six-pack, he drinks for a day. Teach him to brew, he drinks all his life."

Shaken not stirred

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

You're the botanicals in my gin

Margarita

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Jack Daniels-in-a-box"

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

Teapot

A Snowman falls down drunk outside a bar.

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

1930's Lady.

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."

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'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Okay then, what's the price break on TWENTY drinks?'

"There are no such things as problems, only opportunities."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

Prawn Cocktail Please

Wine Tasting and Wine Guzzling

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"They grow up so fast."