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"Hey, Dad, how do you spell 'tequila'?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Party Animals.

'No ice.'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Join me in a Martini?

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

"I love this time of day."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

You're the botanicals in my gin

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Shaken not stirred

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Margarita

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

'Man...You age great!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'The way I see it, drinking is its own reward.'

'Fried chickens.'

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

Prawn Cocktail Please

"I believe you'll like our company. We pay our employees time and a fifth."