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"Hey, Dad, how do you spell 'tequila'?"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

I could have danced all night!

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'No ice.'

Party Animals.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Join me in a Martini?

"I love this time of day."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

'Of course I'm out of touch with reality. That's what I came here for.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Shaken not stirred

"Drunk, yet orderly"

A man is in an office, behind him is a glass box containing a glass and a bottle, there is a sign saying 'in case of emergency'

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Margarita

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'Man...You age great!'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"You know what they say, time flies when you're having rum!"

Cell Bar & Grill. Happy Hour All Day. The new owner is an endorphin.

Sparks Fly When The Little Gray Suit Meets The Little Black Dress

Taking a little mental vacation can help as long as you don't go to mental.

Prawn Cocktail Please

"In addition to the regular menu, today's specials are . . ."