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Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

'No ice.'

Cat Nip.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Pina Coladas

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Balancing two espresso martinis

Shaken not stirred

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

"An everything Martini, please."

You're the botanicals in my gin

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

In case of emergency, break glass.

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Margarita

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Espresso Martini Peacock

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.