Tequila Enthusiasts Gifts

Tequila Mocking Bird

Cocktails on the verandah.

On holiday.

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'No ice.'

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

Cat Nip.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Pina Coladas

The Family Joules: Part 16

Join me in a Martini?

We'll have Manhattans...

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

'Gimme a Canadian club on the rocks!'

Balancing two espresso martinis

You're the botanicals in my gin

"An everything Martini, please."

"Damn those dugout Martinis!"

Shaken not stirred

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

In case of emergency, break glass.

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Margarita

"From right to left, you have your tekkamaki, your futomaki, and then your yamaimo roll. The little pile of pink stuff is ginger, the green one's wasabi. And, of course, you already recognize your vodka martini."

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"I love these off-site business meetings."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

Woman at spa having bath in a Martini cocktail glass.