Tequila Explorer Pillows

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'... And this is my cellar.'

Join me in a Martini?

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Margarita

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

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Guru.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

Anton's Bar and Grill

Wine of the Day Club

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Hey, Dad, how do you spell 'tequila'?"

Life gives you lemons

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

'She wishes.'

The Paranormal Society...

"Punch Drunk"

"This could get nasty..."

Grinds

"Tequila, compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."

Cocktails and Beer

'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'