Tequila Explorer Prints

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'We have 800 beers on tap. If you want to hear all of them, you'll have to get here earlier, we close in six hours.'

Low-Energy Drinks

'... And this is my cellar.'

Join me in a Martini?

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

Margarita

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

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Guru.

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

Rugby Players and Supporters Essential Supplies

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

The leaning tower of Pizza.

'What's wrong with him?' - 'He drank a glass of water by mistake.'

What's your most popular drink? Why do you want to know? Why base your order on what other people are buying? Don't be a follower. Be your own man. If you're unfamiliar with a drink, ask what's in it and decide for yourself whether that sounds good. Or better yet, live a little. Take a risk. Choose a drink you've never had at random and see where it takes you. You only have one life. Don't live it following in the footsteps of other people. That's kind of harsh. No, it's the name of the drink.

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

Wine of the Day Club

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

Pat's Bar, Rotgut Tasting 5-7.

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Hey, Dad, how do you spell 'tequila'?"

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

Life gives you lemons

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

'She wishes.'

"Punch Drunk"

"This could get nasty..."

The Paranormal Society...

Grinds

"Tequila, compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."

'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'