Tequila Taster Pillows

"Tequila, compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."

Before you brag to your buddies about how you ate the worm at the bottom of a bottle of tequila, I should tell you that you really are the larval from of the moth Hypopta Agavis, which is, of course, a far less macho thing to do. Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.

Join me in a Martini?

'What you need is some Mister Coffee after all that Senor Tequila last night.'

"Well, what do you think?" "Could use more worms?"

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Margarita

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A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Complementary Beverages

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

"Let's text her, she'd like that."

My comfort zone

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"Wine not?"

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

"Hey, Dad, how do you spell 'tequila'?"

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

Life gives you lemons

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

Brew Clubs

Scariest Tactics

"This could get nasty..."

Little Dark Specks

'Have a tequila - have a tequila!'

Tequila Mocking Bird

'Nobody likes a bartender who went to college.'

"I'm telling ya, muggles... when it comes to emotional-support pets... you're numero uno!"

"It's new. It's Perrier flavored vodka."