Tortilla Taster Pillows

Tortilla factory.

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

Join me in a Martini?

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Complementary Beverages

"Is this a dagger I see before me?"

"Don't take the ones with teeth marks. They've got hard centres ."

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

Please Wait and wait and wait.

Baby at Christmas Dinner

"Before I die, I’d like to eat tofu."

'I thought I'd seen everything, and then my wife came up with tofu fajitas.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

The Schematic map of Miss Mathilda's afternoon assortment box of Bonbons

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

'Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?...Are we there yet?

"Tequila, compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"Have you tried the David and Goliath cocktail?"

"Mira...this artist is getting attention because he paints all kinds of images on tortillas."

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

"How's the soya, dear?"

"We've had our vaccine shots and our flu shots. So to round things off, we'll have a couple of tequila shots!"

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

"We don't need dirty, ugly vans and trucks. Our tofu-soy-stuff gets delivered to the supermarkets by lovely unicorns!"

"Enough yin. More yang."

"Well, what do you think?" "Could use more worms?"