Takeaway Taster Pillows

"Ah-sod it! I think I'll get a takeaway instead..."

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Eight years old, huh? If it's so good, why didn't somebody drink it eight years ago?'

The prophet who changed water into diet grapefruit soda.

Complementary Beverages

A new career for George W. Bush: taster in a pretzel factory.

Ethnic food springing out of a menu.

'My hero!'

'I don't actually want to learn so much that I become a wine buff - just a wine snob!'

Please Wait and wait and wait.

My comfort zone

'I'm tired - let's outsource dinner tonight.'

Baby at Christmas Dinner

...the onion rings

"Wine not?"

'My Lee's creative with food. He always customizes his toppings when we phone for pizza.'

The race against gravity with an ice cream!

Chocolate Munchies. Only 100 calories...' awesome!' - '' - 'Runchy! Rurrgh!!' - '' - 'Oh, hold on. 100 calories per Munchie' - '' -

'He has been asked to review a new dog treat ... '

Brew Clubs

'Forget the waiter...I'm getting a delivery service.'

'We won't be needing a kitchen now we can afford take away every night.'

"The closest we get to an intimate dining experience is ordering delivery together."

Dîner Transportable - plus dessert.

"Fancy a take-a-way tonight ?"

"Could we have a doggy bag please?"

Little Dark Specks

"It's new. It's Perrier flavored vodka."

"Have you a cabernet that will pair well with dysfunction?"

'I'm removing you from the research department, Jones!'

"I graduated summa cum laude caffeine-free, I'll have you know."

'Does this taste like it might have accidentally gotten some rat poison in it?'

I've decided to take your advice and try something other than tea. What changed your mind? It occurred to me that if I try something you suggested, I may find that I detest it. I may hate it with every fiber of my being. It may even make me feel sick. AND THEN I'LL GET TO BLAME YOU! Always happy to help. (This cartoon was originally published on 2014-02-12).

"Mmm, something smells good! Have you been to yhe takeaway?"

'Well, she kept saying, Anything else?'