Tequila Toasters Mugs

"We've had our vaccine shots and our flu shots. So to round things off, we'll have a couple of tequila shots!"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

'I guess there are lots of rotten jobs, Gramma...I hope I don't have to clean the taco hut forever.'

Join me in a Martini?

Menu Dating

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Margarita

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"Let's text her, she'd like that."

"Your moon is in the House of Pancakes."

Bill stumbles upon an automated taco maker.

'I just like tequila for the worm.'

My comfort zone

Baby at Christmas Dinner

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A Taco Tuesday Tragedy

'Can you do me a low alcohol tequila slammer?'

Happy Cinco De Mayo!

'Mmmm...Gordita.'

"What would you serve with toast?"

"Hey, Dad, how do you spell 'tequila'?"

Life gives you lemons

'I don't care what she'sez. I only dring t'get to the worm.'

Brew Clubs

Mexicans always drink their tequila with a lemon and a little salt!

Kirks & Tacos

"This could get nasty..."

Young Roger Penrose: 'Dad, I want to become a floor tiler.'

Tacosaurus Mex

"Tequila, compliments of the gentleman at the end of the bar."

Tequila Mocking Bird

Fresh Fish Tacos

"I'm telling ya, muggles... when it comes to emotional-support pets... you're numero uno!"

"I tell you, it's not right! How can a man be arrested for entering his own home?! It's outrageous! It's unacceptable! Something must be done!!"

TACO