Tenure Fanatic Gifts

Looking for a gift for the ultimate tenure fanatic? Whether they're celebrating years of service or just proud of their dedication, our curated collection offers witty and heartfelt items that honor their commitment. Perfect for those who love to showcase their tenure in style or humor, these gifts are ideal for work anniversaries or personal milestones, combining clever design with lasting quality.

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"You can't cut my head off! -- I have tenure!"

"You can't cut my head off! -- I have tenure!" mockup

"You can't cut my head off! -- I have tenure!"

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"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?" mockup

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

from $19.00

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished. mockup

Professor McWit, Didn't Publish, So Perished.

from $19.00

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.' mockup

'We can't get rid of her - she has tenure.'

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Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare. mockup

Mr Punch's Illustrations to Shakspeare.

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"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..." mockup

"I'm Bobby. If you like the lemonade, perhaps you'd like to invest in the 'Jimmy's Lemonade' franchise, listed in NASDAQ..."

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Filling up.

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A General tries to get rid of peace. mockup

A General tries to get rid of peace.

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Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise. mockup

Ok, I'll put in the hundred thousand for a 50% share of your St. George franchise.

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Futuristic Teenagers.

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Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates mockup

Hottest Tix in TownSpecial Mets promotion dates

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"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up." mockup

"Professor Van Winkle, the university has instituted Reevaluation of Tenure, time to wake up."

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'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.' mockup

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

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'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.' mockup

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

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A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news. mockup

A Scotsman in a court wearing sports gear is hardly news.

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"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'." mockup

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

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Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton mockup

Washington Crossing the Delaware, Having Been Invited to Join the Faculty at Princeton

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We like to show the endowment to newly tenured professors.

We like to show the endowment to newly tenured professors. mockup

We like to show the endowment to newly tenured professors.

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"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?" mockup

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

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"Be careful, dear. People tend to lose control when faced with the newfound freedom of their first year of tenure."

"Be careful, dear. People tend to lose control when faced with the newfound freedom of their first year of tenure." mockup

"Be careful, dear. People tend to lose control when faced with the newfound freedom of their first year of tenure."

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Movie Franchise

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"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!" mockup

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

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'My client's human rights have been violated by deporting him before the good weather and Andy Murray's win.'

'My client's human rights have been violated by deporting him before the good weather and Andy Murray's win.' mockup

'My client's human rights have been violated by deporting him before the good weather and Andy Murray's win.'

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Hi! I height Beowulf.

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"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!" mockup

"Bad case of 'Swivel Neck' comes from trying to watch too many games at the same time!"

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"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?" mockup

"I'm from the small business administration...have you ever considered franchising?"

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When psychics fight.

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"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..." mockup

"Mmm... our situation reminds me of an Edward Lear poem..."

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'And they saved a lot of marriages when they came out with this three-piece combo unit...'

'And they saved a lot of marriages when they came out with this three-piece combo unit...' mockup

'And they saved a lot of marriages when they came out with this three-piece combo unit...'

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"They call this a universal charger?" mockup

"They call this a universal charger?"

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'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.' mockup

'I'd like to inquire about franchise opportunities.'

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The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate

The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate mockup

The Tell-Tale Heart 2: Lost Phone On Vibrate

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A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball. mockup

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

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Tenure Fanatic Gifts Collection

Tenure Fanatic Mugs

Discover a range of mugs for the true tenure fanatic—perfect for morning coffee or tea that celebrates their long-standing commitment.

Tenure Fanatic Pillows

Check out cozy pillows that showcase the tenure fanatic’s passion with witty designs and vibrant styles.

Tenure Fanatic Prints

Explore prints that beautifully commemorate years of dedication — perfect for decorating any workspace or home wall.

Tenure Fanatic T-Shirts

Browse our selection of t-shirts for the ultimate tenure fanatic—fun, stylish, and a great way to wear their dedication.