Tennis Champion Gifts

Tennis winner.

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Mixed Doubles.

Monica Seles

Pete Sampras

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Mini tennis players playing on table tennis court.

Sweep the board.

You can take the boy out of Wimbledon...

Novak Djokovic

"This ump is so good he doesn't even blink."

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Happy Turkey Day!

"And what do you do to maintain your cardiovascular fitness, Miss Holt?"

Earthlings, show us your sporting interests. This is golf. Hit the ball with the club. This is tennis. Hit that ball with the racket. This is volleyball. Hit that ball with your hand. Hitting, hitting, hitting. It's all so violent. How do you relax? We hit the hot tub.

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'You should have taken up the game earlier.'

"Would you rather get hit by a racket or chewed by a dog?"

COWS: Cow Pong

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Man mourns the loss of his king after being checkmated.

"Compare Calculate Contrast Before you make a move"

'I hate playing in an inflatable dome during a power outage.'

"I hope you're good, Charlie. I've only played a couple of times."

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

I love PE.

'Actually, my mom was the first to notice he'd lost that new boyfriend smell!'

Tennis ball girl.